Monkyyys market shitposting thread

As a non-techie, regular guy (turned on to this website by a techie friend), here are my thoughts about cryptocurrency: 1) I don’t trust it at all. BitCoin was made famous (to me) by being the currency of a terrible black market so a-holes could buy drugs and people - not sure if that’s true, but that’s what I surmised. Then, BitCoin was made famous by being a total boom-bust stock thing = untrustworthy. I mean, even the name “crypto” sounds bad. 2) It seems like it has no value, right? I mean, no one has convinced me (the average Joe) that this has any value, so why would I want it? Or worse, pay for it or accept it for goods and services?, 3) Regular money works fine already, why would I switch?

FYI - not posting because I want to be a debbie-downer, but I am an intelligent, somewhat well informed non-tech person to give some perspective on how products such as this might be perceived. People are the most conservative with their kids, and their $$$, make this feel safe…?